If World Cup Nations Were TXHSFB Programs

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The world's biggest sporting event comes to Texas this week, so we asked ourselves an important question: If World Cup nations were Texas high school football programs, who would they be? Let's have some fun.

Brazil = Duncanville. Always loaded with stars. Making it to the championship wouldn't be a surprise.

France = South Oak Cliff. Incredible depth of talent. Recent domination. Will be a favorite.

Germany = Carthage. Brutally efficient. Machine-like.

Argentina = Lake Travis. Flashy. Fun to watch. Always has a great leader to rally the troops.

Uruguay = Brownwood. Dominant back in the day. Still competitive and fun to watch.

England = Odessa Permian. Legendary program. Glory days are behind them, but still must-see TV with a highly passionate fan base.

Morocco = C.E. King. Middle of the pack for a long time, but now on a meteoric rise and a real force.

Portugal = Katy. Perennial power. Going through a changing of the guard, Trying to hang on for another run.

Spain = North Shore. Uber-talented. Big rivalry with Katy (Portugal) in recent years. Always a contender.

Croatia = Longview. Incredibly dedicated fan base; multi-talented successes using different styles.

Curacao = Alto. Tiny underdog program who has the potential to make a fun run this year.

Mexico = Calallen. Massive fan base with high expectations every year but haven’t won the big one... yet.

USA = San Antonio Johnson. Up-and-comer with high hopes looking to make a splash in 2026.

Norway = Richmond Randle. New kid on the block with a massive star leading the way.

Colombia = Waxahachie. Hyper-athletic with an underrated defense looking to win the title in 2026. Previous peak in the 90s looking to set a new standard.

 

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